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Q: What's an auditor? A: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.

Q: What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? A: Depreciation.

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and an accountant? A: The accountant knows he is boring.

Q: Why did the auditor cross the road? A: Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.... Read More

Q: How do you drive an accountant completely insane? A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.... Read More

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