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FOOT-AND-MOUTH BELIEVED TO BE FIRST VIRUS UNABLE TO SPREAD THROUGH MICROSOFT OUTLOOK Researchers Shocked to Finally Find Virus That Email App Doesn't Like Atlanta, Ga. (SatireWire.com) -- Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Symantec's Antivirus Research Center today confirmed that foot-and-mouth disease cannot be spread by Microsoft's Outlook email application, believed to be the first time the program has ever failed to propagate a major virus. ''Frankly, we've never hea...
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''The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...'' ''WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.'' ''COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.'' ''Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.'' ''Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!'' ''Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...'' ''Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)'' ''General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.'' ''Hit any user to continue.'' ''Scandisk is now checking your hard disk....
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Microsoft is trying to add some humor to its error messages in Windows 2000 and up. Here are a couple of examples: * Printer not responding; Got a pen and paper handy? * 3 things are certain in life: Taxes, death, and data loss. Guess which has occurred?...
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1. Debug code developed 4 years ago for a rush project with absolutely no documentation? Love to! 2. More documentation? Love to! 3. Why would anyone who spends every day of the week working on a computer want to spend any of their free time playing computer games? 4. Join in a Quake game? No thanks, I'm leaving early to spend some quality time with my friends and family. 5. Please - not pizza again. 6. Who wrote this? I've never seen such clean code! It should take me no time at a...
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Q: what is the difference between Bill Gates and a viberator? A: A viberator is an artificial dick!
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