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PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry SCSI - System Can't See It DOS - Defunct Operating System BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM - I Blame Microsoft CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too ISDN - I Simply Don't Know... Read More

Translator gets 400 words to translate. Client: How long will it take? Translator: About a week. Client: A whole week for just 400 words? God created the world in 6 days. Translator: Then just take a look at this world and afterwards take a look at my translation.... Read More

Normal people .... Believe that if it isn't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it isn’t broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.... Read More

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.... Read More

Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the light bulb? A: None. He just calls a meeting & makes darkness the standard.... Read More

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