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During the heat
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:32:47 by Founder
During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, NASA decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of $1 million. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth. The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.... Read More


A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:32:46 by Founder
A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume. The mathmatician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement. The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.... Read More


What's the difference
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:32:46 by Founder
What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.... Read More


All objects in the world
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:32:45 by Founder
All objects in the world can be placed into one of two categories: - things that need to be fixed, - things that will need to be fixed after you've had a few minutes to play with them.... Read More


A communication technician
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:32:45 by Founder
A communication technician drafted by the army was at a firing range. At the range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and 50 rounds. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The technician looked at his weapon, and then at the target. He looked at the weapon again, and then at the target again. He then put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The e... Read More


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