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Over breakfast one morning, a little boy kept staring intently at his grandfather. '1s anything the matter, son?' the old man asked. 'No, Gramps. I was just wondering what position you play in the football team.' 'What are? You talking about?' laughed Gramps. 'I'm far too old to play football.' 'Oh,' said the little. Boy. 'It's just that Dad' said that when you kicked off, we'd be able to afford a new car.'... Read More

Reporter: 'Tell me, Mr. Harris; will your £1,000,000 win on the football pools make any difference to your way of life?' Pools winner: 'None at all. I shall carry on exactly as before.' Reporter: 'But what about all the begging letters?' Pools winner: 'Oh, I'll keep sending them out as usual.'... Read More

It has been described as a game with twenty-two players, two linesmen and 20,000 referees.

The following instruction recently appeared on the notice board of a large car factory in Cowley: ALL APPICATIONS FOR LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR FAMILY BEREAVE MENTS, SICKNESS, JURY DUTY, ETC., MUST BE HANDED IN TO THE PERSONNEL MANAGER NO LATER THAN 6 P.M. ON THE DAY PRECEDING THE MATCH.... Read More

When I was a young boy, all the other kids insisted that I was in the football team. They said I was vital to the game. They couldn't possibly play without me. They needed me. I was the only one with a football.... Read More

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