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What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Di didn't? A good driver. (I know...very bad taste!)
Why don't the Amish water ski? The horses would drown.
How did Captain Hook die? Jock itch.
15) After each caution, the car will run the opposite way ... caution - clockwise - caution - counter clockwise - caution - clockwise ... etc. 14) Earnhardt, Jr., has to drive with a passenger ... preferably a sumo wrestler ... for extra weight. 13) Potty pit stops during a half time. 12) No more champagne in Victory Lane. A special Jeff Gordon whine will be used. 11) The 'wider is better' Pontiac will be narrowed since NASCAR has discovered the reason Pontiac widened the car was to accommod...
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* Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered acceptable method of ending a filibuster. * President now shouts entire State of the Union address with his face 18 inches from TV camera. * IRS audit replaced by more efficient reverse body slam onto enema. * Government becomes a charade of meaningless noises and lots of posturing by a bunch of inarticulate losers with no class or manners - Hey, wait a minute... * Free school lunches destined for the needy instead go t...
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