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Q: What is the new O.J. website address? A: slash slash backslash escape.

Q: What do bungee jumping and sex with a prostitute have in common? A: They both cost about $100. They both last about 30 seconds. And in both cases, if the rubber breaks, you're a dead man.... Read More

Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde together? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q: What do the L.A.P.D. and the Green Bay Packers have in common? A: Neither could catch a Bronco!

Former college basketball coach Abe Lemmons made the following observations concerning the differences between doctors and coaches: Doctors can bury their mistakes - Coaches still have theirs on scholarships. Finish last in your league and they call you an idiot - Finish last in medical school and they call you a doctor. Just once I'd like to see the win-loss records of doctors right out front where people can see them: Won ten, Lost three, Tied two.... Read More

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