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Q: Know why Bryant Gumbel left NBC? A: He was tired of all the back-biting!
A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, 'No pets allowed.' The man replied, 'This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see.' The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turns on the game. The guy says, 'Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips.' The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. 'Wow! That's one helluva dog you got there! What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?' The man replied, 'I don't know....
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Q: What do you call parachuting lawyers? A: Skeet.
Coin Toss = Asking them out Kickoff = Holding hands 1st Down = Kissing 2nd Down = Up the shirt 3rd Down = Down south 4th Down = Oral action Touchdown = Shaggin' Victory Dance = Smoking afterwards Time Out = The guy needs more time/can't get it up Incompletion = Guy can't get off Interception = Someone walks in on the two of you Offsides = Gay person/Gay action Flag on the play = Unwanted Advances Delay of game = Girl has her period Hail Mary = Not sure the other one wants it, but yo...
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Q: Why is it always hot after baseball games? A: Because all of the fans have left.
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