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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S #### SHOWS. The preacher wa... Read More

- When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad. - Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught. - In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught. - You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go. - You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep... Read More

Did you hear about the long delays on the golf course outside Washington, DC? Seems like there was a foursome playing that was taking forever to get around the course. The group consisted of Monica Lewinski, OJ Simpson, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton. According to observers, the problems they were having were attributable to typical problems faced by the novice golfer. Monica is a hooker, OJ is a slicer, Kennedy cannot drive over water, and Clinton is never sure which hole he is supposed to... Read More

Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!

Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice.

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