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Knock, knock who’s there? Sorry, wrong door. Okay. Knock, knock who’s there? Federal Express Federal Express who? I don’t know. I just deliver packages. Knock, knock who’s there? Tom. Tom who? Tom Buchanan. Hi Tom. Knock Who’s there? Pizza delivery guy. Pizza delivery guy who? You ordered a pizza? Yes. I’m the guy delivering it. Great. Knock Who’s there? Susan. Susan who? Susan Caldwell. I’ll be right out, Susan. Knock, knock who’s there. You might b... Read More

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course. The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable. The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the... Read More

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it... Read More

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail. In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened. ''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran u... Read More

MasterCard for Men Cover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00 Table dance: $30.00 another round of drinks: $23.00 Couch dance and tips: $50.00 A round of shots: $34.00 Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00 Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: priceless There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.... Read More

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