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Q. What's gray, sits at the bed and takes the piss? A. A kidney dialysis machine.

Q: What do Viagra and the dirt devil have in common? A: They both put the power of an up right in to the palm of your hand.... Read More

Q. Why did god create alcohol? A. So even ugly people can have sex.

A man is going on a business trip to New Orleans and has to take his wife. So they catch the plane there. And as soon as they arrive the man gets called back, and to be nice to his wife he tells her to stay and enjoy her vacation. So the day before the man is scheduled to leave him starts thinking what if she cheats on me out of boredom, so he decides to go to the sex shop and bye her toy. When he arrives he asks the manager if he has anything really special. So the manager tells him that... Read More

THERE WERE THREE MEN WHO WANTED TO HAVE A DRINK IN A PUB SO THEY WENT AND AS SOON AS THEY GOT THERE IT DIDNT HAVE A NAME SO THE FIRST ONE GOES LETS CALL IT THE QUEENS NOSE AND THE SECOND ONE SAID NO LETS CALL IT THE QUEENS ARMS AND THE THIRD ONE SAID NO LETS CALL IT THE QUEENS LEGS SO THEY SAID YEA THEN A POLICE MAN COME ALONG AND SAID EXUSE ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND THEY REPLYED WE ARE JUST WAITING FOR THE QUEENS LEGS TO OPEN UP TO GET A DRINK.... Read More

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