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Q. What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? A. Wiped his ass.

Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? A. Homeless.

Q. What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs? A. An elephant with diarrhea.

Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.... Read More

Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A. A private tutor.

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