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Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

Q. Why don't women wear watches? A. There's a clock on the stove!

Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.... Read More

Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A. A Klondike Bar.

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.... Read More

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