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Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to.

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her.

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it. A. The thief was spending less then his wife.... Read More

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys? A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.... Read More

Q. What's the difference between love and herpes? A. Love doesn't last forever.

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