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I Quit Drinking
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Posted On 05/08/2010 20:25:28 by meetme07

A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time. The man replies, Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I m here in London. When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn. One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, I don t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss.

The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs.... Oh, no, he, said, Everyone s fine - both my brothers are alive . The only thing is I just quit drinking...!!!

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11/08/2010 07:43:49

what a nice way to quite drinking...lemme try this




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