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Chooha
CATEGORY: Animal Jokes
Posted On 06/12/2009 07:42:13 by My_Name_Is_Khan

Ek Cheeta charminar Cigarette  ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek
chuha wahan aaya aur bola
"mere bhai chor do nasha, aao mere sath bhaago, dekho ye jungle kitna
khubsurat hai, aao mere saath duniya dekho"
Cheetay ne ak lamha socha phir choohe ke sath daudhne laga.:bhaago:

Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola,
"haathi mere bhai chor do nasha, aao mere saath bhaago, dekho ye jungle
kitna khubsurat hai, aao mere sath duniya dekho"
Haathi bhi sath dorne laga. ::

Agay sher whisky peene ki taiyaari kar raha tha, choohe ne usay bhi
wohi kaha.
Sher ne glass side par rakha aur choohe ko 5- 6 thappar .
maare
Haathi bola, "are ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon maar
rahay ho is bechare ko ?"

Sher bola, "yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine  pi kar mujhe 3 ghante
jungle mai ghumata raha tha!".

 
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