Little Johnny needed $100 very badly and his mother told him to pray to God for it. He prayed for two weeks and nothing turned up. So he decided to write to God requesting the money.
When the postal worker seen the letter he decided to send it to the president. The president was so impressed that he told his secretary to send the boy a check for $5. He thought that would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Little Johnny was delighted with the five dollars and sat down to write a thank-you letter to God, which read as follows:
Dear God, thank you very much for sending me the money. I noticed you had send it through Washington. As usual, those losers deducted $95.
