Sum 2 liners 4 u

G'lfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue
would I be showing
Student: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in
this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the as your brother's.
Did you copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

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