What a Brain!

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large
bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says,"What's in the
bags? "sand," answered the sardji.

Iqbal says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." Iqbal's guard takes
the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them
but sand. He detains the sardaji overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to
discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the
sardaji, puts the sand into new bags,hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders,
and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, "What have you got?"

"Sand," says the Sardaji. Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers
that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the sardaji,
and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events if repeated every
day for three years. Finally, the sardaji, doesn't show up one day and the
guard meets him in a 'dhaba' in Islamabad.

"Hey, Buddy," says Iqbal, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me
crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what
are you smuggling?"

The sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, "Bikes."

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