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gud 1 admin...
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To love someone is one thing, to be loved is another, to be loved by the one you love is everything.
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| POSTED BY: Founder on 22/01/2011 18:08:23 |
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santa-dadi,kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge?
aap,papa,mom,main aur bahen...
Dadi-(bade pyar se) nahi beta...
jab tumhari shadi ho jayegi to hum 6 ho jayenge...
Santa-fir behan ki shadi hojayegi to hum 5 ho jayenge....
......Dadi-nahi beta...jab tumhara beta hoga to hum fir se 6 ho jayenge...
Santa-fir aap mar jaoge to hum phir 5 ho ja...yenge......
...Dadi-chup kar kutte.....
chal so ja...
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AdviCE To bOyZ !!2 type ki girls ke pichhe na bhago.
1- jiske piche mai hu.......
Qki
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...wo tujko kabhi nai milegi.
2-jiske pichhe mai nai hu.
Qki
jo mujse na pati wo tumse kya pategi.
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| POSTED BY: Founder on 29/01/2011 23:55:46 |
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Masjid main joota utarte waqt or kisi ko miscall marte waqt aik hi dar lagta hai
Koi Utha na le..
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| POSTED BY: Founder on 01/02/2011 16:49:42 |
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Ghar me practis karna
1. Aik angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
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3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR
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Founder wrote:
2 bache examination hall me bethe the
examiner bahut strict tha
cheating nhi karne de rha tha
.........ek bache ne chit likh k examiner ko di.
Examiner khamoshi se ja k apni chair pe beth gya.
2sra bacha pehle se: yar tu ne kya likha?
bache ne kaha-yhi k..
"SIR piche Se aapki pent fti hui hai''..
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| POSTED BY: Founder on 06/02/2011 08:06:59 |
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Cheating In Exams Is d Best Exercise 4 ur Reflexes
ur Eyes Roll 2 See The Answer Sheet Of Your Seatmate
ur Ears Bcom Sensitive
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Even 2 d Softest Whispers 2 Get Wat ur Seatmate Says
Your Neck Stretches Either Ways To Search 4 Clues
Ur Hand Copies d Answer Faster dan Ever
ur Feet Kicks d Chair Of ur Classmate 2 Let Him/Her knw dat u Want 2 Copy
Keep Cheating My Friends ;)
Like This If u ♥ Cheating :D
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| POSTED BY: Founder on 06/02/2011 08:07:36 |
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boy and a girl lovd
each other but their parents refused for their marriage.
They decided to go for court marriage.
......When the girl had to
sign,
she saw a poster hanging on the wall which forced her to change her decision.
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The poster had a picture of a baby
girl and the caption written under it was,
"ISI LIYE BETI PAIDA KARNE SE DARTA THA"
this small caption had a big meaning.
So never ditch ur parents b'coz if u can't be faithful to ur parents who loved u, cared for u, brought
u up for so many yrs,
how can u be faithful to the man who has
just been with u for a few months or yrs...
Think abt it.
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Qazi, Nikah ke waqt Hazreen se:
Kisi ko es Shadi par aitraaz hai?
Ek awaz i: Mujhe hai!
Qaazi bola: Tum khamosh raho Badtamez
Tum to DULHA ho
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