you name your pets after people you talk to 
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you dream in text 
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you can actually read and follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your tv-screen at the end of a movie 
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you don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo 
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you stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme
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you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before you have your first cup of coffee
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you turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know you are
on-line again
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you set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to "check your mail" and while you were there you "just wanted to see who's on"
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you stop speaking in full sentances
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you are on the phone for a minute and need to do something else you say "BRB" or "BBL"
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you sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on their buddy lists
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you write a letter like this..."dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well gotta
go bbl!"
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you meet people from Yahoo in public and have no idea what their real name is, so you call them by their s/n
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you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitolization, or complete sentences...UHu! Yep,wat?
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you have met over 100 Yahooligans
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you begin to say hehehe.bwahaha. instead of laughing
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when someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!I can't see"
