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| POSTED BY: Alishh on 20/08/2009 07:29:25 |
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- They are hiding under the stairs
- They are on holiday for the first time in 5 years
- They are in the cellars conducting the rituals to keep the machines running
- They are in hospital suffering from an overdose of caffeine
- Taken away by the police after killing the last user who asked a stupid question
- "You *have* a system administrator ?"
- Walked past the table they were gibbering under
- The SysAdmin has built a maze with the door to their office at the center
- You *are* the system administrator
- Missed seeing the system administrator asleep under their desk
- The admin is chained to their desk in a dungeon only the CEO has the key
for.
- Having to explain to the management why they need an asistant.
- The admin is suffering so bad from sleep deprivation that they may as well not be there for all the sense you can make of the words they are saying.
- You are afraid that the admin will use you as a punch bag so you are searching for them, but desperately pray that you don't find them.
- The admin came to work disguised as a tea boy to avoid talking to users
- The admin electroculted themselves whilst installing some cabling near the
main power cable. Since the admin's body is the only thing keeping the power
flowing, the management boarded up the body and pretended they still had a
system administrator. 
- Stuck in a lift shaft pulling network cable to another floor
- Getting Jolt out of their under-floor cache
- Hiding on the roof
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