1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't
understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say
"don't understand". How do I understand that you understand?
Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish
the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding
sounds.
4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all
he could see was sea, sea, sea.
5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper
People.
6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would
watch which watch?
7. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the
thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had
been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a
fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow
What a fellow means?"
9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood
outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from
inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and
told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and
outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside
to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the
riverside.
10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS
THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES.
11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with
his inside outside his inside inn.
12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who
doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring
doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors
doctors?
13. "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the
doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way
or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's
way".
14. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the
weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or
whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather,
Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the
weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like
it or not.
15. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
16. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what
should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us
flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
17. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be
twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
18. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's
saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar
seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so
sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
