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> One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
> dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had
> several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette
> head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some
> of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that
> you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs
> turns white."
> The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
> said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
> ******
> A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher
> said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
> because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
> small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
> Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
> human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get
> to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to
> hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
> ******
> A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
> they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each
> child's work.. As she got to one little girl who was working
> diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm
> drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God
> looks like." Without missing a beat, or loo king up from her drawing,
> the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
> ******
> The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
> persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
> nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
> 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
> doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's
> the teacher, She's dead."
> ******
> A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
> to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my
> head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red
> in the face.. " "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am
> standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into
> my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
> ******
> The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
> school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
> The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God
> is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of
> the table was a large pile of chocolate chipcookies. A child had
> written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
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SALAM YA HUSAIN(A.S)
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