1)Universal law:
"*Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money** "*
2) first law:
"* a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. **"**
3) second law:
"* the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance.* *"**
4) third law:
"* the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl** **while* *slapping.**