1. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
2. We can cry and get out of speeding tickets.
3. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
4. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
5. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
6. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
7. We can fully assess a person just by looking at her or his shoes.
8. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
9. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
10. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions..
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