women are complex creatures….. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don’t, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don’t, you are not understanding If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don’t , you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it’s bad If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time†If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls†If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don’t, you are not a man If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantag
