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Why gujjus are banned to play hockey & football.........?





Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain

 

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Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .

 

 Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

 

Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
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Suicide

 

2 Lovers plan to suicide.

Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

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The sharing in marriage... The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking... Read More