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kiss
Posted On 07/04/2009 22:56:38 by rajkumar

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.


Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.

 


Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.




divorce
Posted On 07/04/2009 22:55:55 by rajkumar

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

 

 


Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.




chicken r egg
Posted On 07/04/2009 22:51:39 by rajkumar

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?

 

 

 


O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.




heaven
Posted On 07/04/2009 22:50:59 by rajkumar

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!

 

Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!




college
Posted On 07/04/2009 22:50:12 by rajkumar

Santa opened A College.

 

Guess the Name of College?

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The Name of the the College was:

 

WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS ........




Order
Posted On 13/03/2009 08:24:44 by rajkumar

Judge: Order, Order

 

Culprit: One plate of masala dosai, one plate of vada and one strong coffee.




Bad Truck Driver
Posted On 13/03/2009 08:17:49 by rajkumar

A cheerful Sardarji truc driver pulled up at a road side Dhaba in the middle of the night for a dinner.Halfway through his meals, three wild looking young men on motor cycles roared up and stopped at the dhaba.

For no reason they selected this truck driver, one poured pepper over his head, another stole his tandoori chicken, the third one deliberately tipped his tea over. The sardarji never said one word, just stood up, paid his bill and left.

 

"Saala", that sardarji wasn't much of a fighter, sneered one of the young goons to the owner of the dhaba. The dhaba owner peering out in the night,added.

 "He doenn't seem to be much a truck driver,either. He just ran his truck over three motor cycles."




doubt
Posted On 13/03/2009 01:36:28 by rajkumar

Teacher : Students listen carefully, the imaginary line is drawn from one pole to another is called axis, it is only an imaginary line, did u understand Banta Singh.?

Banta : Yes Sir, but one small doubt, Shall we hang clothes on that line.?




Time..
Posted On 13/03/2009 01:18:04 by rajkumar

Banta Singh is walking down the street and stops a man to ask for the time. The passer by looking at his watch, helpfully responds, the time is now 5 'O' Clock.

 

Banta Singh scrathes his head and says OH! KAMAL HAI!

I have been asking people that question all day long and each time i get a different answer.





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