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Karkhaana
Posted On 27/03/2010 17:57:04 by djsamaa


Gallay Milte hain ???
Posted On 16/12/2009 16:03:05 by djsamaa


  Ek ladki darzi ki dukaan pe jaati hai aur puchti hai,

  Ji yahan galay miltay hain?

  Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain lekin aap kehti hain toh mil laytay hain




Invention by a Pathan
Posted On 16/12/2009 16:00:19 by djsamaa

Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k hum ne aik aisi cheez Ijaad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dusri taraf Dekha ja sakta hai.

American hairan hokar bola Wo kia cheez hai

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Pathan ne kaha SURAAKH (tunnel)




Aur Saboot Chahiye
Posted On 16/12/2009 15:57:19 by djsamaa

Wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kiya jaye.

JUDGE: Kitaab paish ki jaaye

(kitaab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola toh us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay.. 


JUDGE: iss tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.




Nazrein Hataiye
Posted On 16/12/2009 15:54:37 by djsamaa


Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kya aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?

Man (KHUSH hotey huye): HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia?

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Girl: Manhoos aadmi apni nazrein.




Horsy Lie
Posted On 18/11/2009 17:35:44 by djsamaa

wife hit her husband with frying pan
Husband: What was that for.....?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it...
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.




6 Truths of Life
Posted On 18/11/2009 17:10:54 by djsamaa

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize bout this But im an idiot and needed the company




Little Johny Jokes
Posted On 03/11/2009 21:42:26 by djsamaa

TEACHER: Johny, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?


Little Johney: No, sir. It's the same dog.


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TEACHER: Now, Johny, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?


Little Johny: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?


Little Johny: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

Little Johny: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

Little Johny: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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Swimming !!!!
Posted On 02/08/2009 14:57:48 by djsamaa
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.




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