Ek ladki darzi ki dukaan pe jaati hai aur puchti hai,
Ji yahan galay miltay hain?
Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain lekin aap kehti hain toh mil laytay hain
Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k hum ne aik aisi cheez Ijaad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dusri taraf Dekha ja sakta hai.
American hairan hokar bola Wo kia cheez hai
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Pathan ne kaha SURAAKH (tunnel)
Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kya aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?
Man (KHUSH hotey huye): HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia?
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Girl: Manhoos aadmi apni nazrein. 
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize bout this But im an idiot and needed the company
TEACHER: Johny, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Little Johney: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Now, Johny, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Little Johny: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
Little Johny: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Little Johny: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Little Johny: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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