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THIS IS INCREDIBLE.... Read all the Numbers... Slowly and in Order!!
Posted On 06/04/2009 12:18:00 by akhilesh3


THIS IS INCREDIBLE.... Read all the Numbers... Slowly and in Order!!
Be Careful not to MISS ANY

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Pati Patni
Posted On 31/03/2009 17:52:22 by akhilesh3

PATI PATANI JOKES IN HINDI

I hope you will like my collections of jokes

Patni (Pati Se) - Collage ke bare me
tumhara koi katu anubhav hai?

Pati (Patani Se) - Han, Tumhari aur
meri paheli mulakat college me he to
hui thi.
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Pati ghar pahuncha to patani ne goshana
ki - maine aaj naukarani ko nikal diya hai.

Pati udas hokar - Are, use ek mauka to
diya hota.

Patni(Pati Se) - Per mai aapko koi mauka
nahi dena chahati.
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Ek jagadalu patani pati par baras rahi thi
aur wah bichara deen sakal banaye hue
baitha tha.Patni bol rahi thi kayar kahin
ke ,tum aadami ho ki chuhe?

Pati Gidgidaya - Shreemati Ji, Mai aapka
pati he hun agar chuha hota to tum thar-thar
kamp rahi hoti.
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Ek photographer ke pass ek aurat aai aur
boli - Maine apane miya se kaha tha ki topi
pahankar photo mat khinchana lekin topi
utarana bul gaye.Kya aap yeh topi hata
sakate hain?

Photographer Ne Kaha - Ji han lekin aap
yah to bataiye ki aapke shauhar sidhi mang
nikalate hain yan ulati?

Aurat Boli - Jab aap topi utarenge tab khud
dekh lijiyega




Dhin Chak
Posted On 31/03/2009 17:01:42 by akhilesh3

Are you in the mood to work ?




And

tomorrow?






And the day after

?









And next week

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And next month
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Me ALSO

!!

Lets party

:

Yeah ..... Dhin Chick Dhin Chik,, Dhin Chick Dhin







New Headset From Samsung
Posted On 31/03/2009 08:48:19 by akhilesh3


Joke
Posted On 30/03/2009 03:22:09 by akhilesh3
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Deadly PJ
Posted On 27/03/2009 12:28:28 by akhilesh3

Deadly PJ... (u will indeed want to die after reading it)


There was a pregnant lady...who was carrying a baby girl within her...


the baby girl was blessed..she could see what was going on outside..


she could also see her future...



one day, she saw a lady named Sapna driving a tata nano, Sapna was also


pregnant with a baby ..a boy..this boy was to become the baby girl's


boyfriend in the future...


what did the baby girl sing ???


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"nano me sapna..sapne mei sajna..sajnape dil aa gaya..ke sajna pe dil aa gaya.."




Dost Ya Dhakkan
Posted On 25/02/2009 16:52:42 by akhilesh3


Ab tek meri life khuli bottle thi
Jis main se sub perfume ki terha ur jata tha
aap k aane se sub kuch ruk gaya hai

khuda kare aap jaisa dhkken sub ko mile




Mard
Posted On 25/02/2009 16:51:37 by akhilesh3

Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat
karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai




Fation
Posted On 24/02/2009 12:54:53 by akhilesh3

Define Fashion Show?

"In Fashion Show,

Designer Shows Their Creation On Models,

Models Drop Their Dress

& Show God's Creation





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