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The problems with GUYS :
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u
Don't , he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u
Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET ,
he says u have no B RAINS .
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE ;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .
If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do !! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are
TROUBLESOME ;
If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED ;
If he
BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;
If he S MOKES , he is
GENTLEMAN .
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL , it's BRAINS
.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL ;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!
& sooo hard to please
!!!!!
Doctor:
A person who kills
your ills by pills, and kills you with his
bills.
Cigarette:
A pinch of
tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one
end a fool on the other.
Compromise:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:
A place where
success comes before work.
Conference Room:
A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Classic:
A book which
people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can
set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you
can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:
The only time
some married men ever get to open their
mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make
others believe that you know more than
you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who
can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
Lecture:
An art of
transferring information from the notes of
the Lecturer to the notes of the students
withoutpassing through "the minds of either"
Conference:
The confusion of
one man multiplied by the number
present.
Experience:
The name men
give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to
end all inventions.
Diplomat:
A person who tells
you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist:
A person who
starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.
Optimist:
A person who
while falling from Eiffel tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
Divorce:
Future tense of
marriage.
Miser:
A person who
lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father:
A banker provided
by nature.
Criminal:
A guy no different
from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss:
Someone who is
early when you are late and late when you
are early.
Politician:
One who shakes
your hand before elections and your
confidence after.
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Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..
Subah madam ka chai le kar aana
Sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki.. Darling chai to pi lo,
Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana
Gharwali meherban ka roop le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..
5 SAAL BAAD... Subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
Office jao to munna ko School lete jana...
Ek baar phir awaaj aayi, abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee?
Munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
Munna ki teachers ko khud hi jawaab dena..
Na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Ab har samay ek hi sawal hota hai..
Kabhi woh din laut ke aayenge,
Kya
Khushbu teri Dosti ki muje mehka jati hai.
Teri har baat mujhe behka jaati hai,
Saas toh bahut der leti hai aane me…
har saas se pehle Teri yaad aa jati hai…
...................
Lehro se milkar na woh beh sake na hum,
ek duje ke Dil me na woh reh sake na hum,
jeet lete aasma ek din lekin, palkon ke khamoshi ko
hoto se na woh keh sake na hum…
............................
hum jee rahe the unka naam lekar,
vo gujarte the hamara salaam lekar,
ek din vo keh gaye bhula da humko,
humne pucha kaise?
vo chale gaye hath mein jaam dekar
............................
kaanch ko chahat thi patthar paane ki,
ek pal me fir tutkar bikhar jaane ki,
chahat bus itni thi us deewane ki,
apne tukdo me tasvir uski saajane ki,
Lehro se milkar na woh beh sake na hum,
ek duje ke Dil me na woh reh sake na hum,
jeet lete aasma ek din lekin, palkon ke khamoshi ko
hoto se na woh keh sake na hum…
Jab chandni barh kar
raaton pai chhaati hai
teri yaad aisay main
dil ko tarpati hai
Teri yaad aati hai
Qissay wo baharon kai
rangin nazaron kai
phir a ke sunati hai
aur hum ko rulati hai
Teri yaad aati hai.
Itna to batao kya
yehi chaandni jaa kar
koi khuaab jagati
tum ko bhi satati hai
Teri yaad aati hai
Teri yaad aati hain...
Teri yaad..
| DARD
Posted On 08/11/2007 12:11:36 |
Sab se Chuppa Ker Dard, Jo Woh Muskura Diya Us Ki Hansi Ney To Aaj Mujhey Rulla Diya Lehjey Sey Uth Raha Tha Her Ik Dard Ka Duhan Chehra Bata Raha Tha Kay Kuch Ganwa Diya Awaz Main Thehrao Tha Aankhon Main Nammi Thi Aur Keh Raha Tha K Main Ne Sab Kuch Bhulla Diya Janey Kiya Usko Logoon Sey Thin Shikayaten Tanhayon Kay Dais Main Khud Ko Basa Diya Khud Bhi Woh Hum se Bicher Ker Adhura Sa Ho Giya Mujh Ko Bhi Itnay Logon Main Tanha Bana Diya...!!!
| Nazar
Posted On 06/11/2007 14:22:56 |
Har nazar ko ek Nazar ki talash hai,
har chehre me kuch toh Ehsaah hai,
Aapse Dosti hum yun hi nahi kar baithe,
kya kare Hamari pasand hi Kuch KHAAS hai . .
Chiragon se agar andhera duur hota,
toh chand ki chahat kise hoti.
Kat sakti agar akele zindagi,
to dosti naam ki cheez hi na hoti.
Kabhi kisi se Zikar e judai mat karna,
Iss dost se kabhi ruswai mat karna,
Jab dil uth jaye humse toh bata dena,
Na batakar bewafai mat karna.
Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.
Dosti woh Ehsas hai joh mit ta nahi.
Dosti Parwat hai woh, joh Jhukta nahi,
Iski keemat kya hai pucho Humse,
yeh woh ANMOL Moti hai joh bikta nahi . . .
Sachi hai Dosti Aazmaa ke dekho,
Karke yakin mujhepe mere paas aake dekho,
badalta nahi kabhi Sona apna rang,
Chahe jitni baar aag me jalaa ke dekho
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