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Hide-and-Seek Champion
Posted On 23/01/2009 02:18:33 by rajkumar

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper.

Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor. While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft. They decided that they should call the police.

When the police arrived they directed them to the closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed and standing upright. They said this could be somebody really important.

Two days went by and the construction workers couldn't stand it any more, they had to know who they had found.

hey called the police and said, "We are the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet and we want to know who it was?"

The police said, "It's somebody kind of important."

"Well, who was it?"

"The 1956 Polish National Hide-and-Seek Champion."




kalidas's brother
Posted On 23/01/2009 02:16:55 by rajkumar

History teacher asked Santa:

 Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker. .?


Santa:   Adidas




Most Famous Man
Posted On 22/01/2009 09:24:59 by rajkumar

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"




Beautiful Models
Posted On 22/01/2009 09:23:20 by rajkumar

Santa and Banta were looking at a catalog and admiring the models.

Santa says to the Banta, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?"

Banta replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!"

Santa says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one."

Banta smiles and pats him on the back, "Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too."

Three weeks later, Banta asks Santa, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the catalog?"

Santa replies, "No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!"





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