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Next Sem
Posted On 10/02/2009 15:43:25 by rajkumar

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told,
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl
who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great!
Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic.
"Next semester in her biology class."




angel
Posted On 07/02/2009 14:36:05 by rajkumar

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

 

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."





new.??
Posted On 07/02/2009 14:35:13 by rajkumar

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.




wishing well
Posted On 07/02/2009 14:34:13 by rajkumar

A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too but he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"




in a pub
Posted On 07/02/2009 14:33:31 by rajkumar

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful woman at the bar. After a long struggle with his shyness, he finally managed to walk over to her and asked her politely, "Um, would you mind if I give you company?" She made a furious face and yelled at the top of her lungs, "How dare you asked me to sleep with you tonight?" Everyone in the pub started staring at the man who was completely embarrassed. After a few minutes, woman walked over to him and apologized - "You see I am a student of psychology and studying how people respond to embarrassing situations. I am sorry but I was just doing my experiment!" The young man suddenly gave a loud yell, "What do you mean $200?"




in laws
Posted On 07/02/2009 14:32:36 by rajkumar

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."




anything.??
Posted On 07/02/2009 05:48:34 by rajkumar

A smart, handsome and .... young man dressed in the most sophisticated manner walked into the bar. He noticed a woman staring at him without blinking her eyes with an open mouth. Flattered, he approached the woman and said in his sexiest deep voice - "I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just $20 but on one condition." The woman was trapped in a moment and asked as if in a trance - "What's your condition?" The young man replied, "Tell me your wish in just three words." After a long pause, woman opened her purse, counted the money and handed it to the man along with her address. She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, "Clean my house."




LOVE
Posted On 07/02/2009 05:46:55 by rajkumar

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.




Necklace
Posted On 07/02/2009 04:29:52 by rajkumar

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".





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