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Santa : Mujhey Shadi Me BMW Mili hai. Banta : Par Tumharey Pass to koi car nahi hai. Santa : Abye Ghadhe , .. BMW ka Matlab "BAHUT MOTTI WIFE"
Sonu Auto se ek Wheel nikaal raha tha Pappu : Tum Auto se Wheel Q nikal Rahey ho Sonu : Dikhai nahi deta yaha likha hai "Parking is only 4 2Wheeler "
Turist : yeh kiska kankal hai? Santa : Tipu Sultan ka Turist : or woh chota wala ? Santa : Ji wo Tipu Sultan k Bachpan ka hai.
Sir: Delhi main kutubminar hai . Pappu so raha tha , sir uske pass gaye, Sir : Maine kya kaha ? Papau : Delhi main Kutta Bimar hai ..
Maths Teacher : If u have 12 Chocolates and u give 5 to Ritu , 3 to Reema & 4 to Seema Then What Will U get ? Students: 3 New Girl Friends
One summer afternoon, Former President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. After a long road trip, they stopped at a service station to fill up their car with gas. As it turns out, the owner of the gas station was Hillary’s old high school boyfrined. They exchanged hello’s and brief chit-chat before the former White House couple went on their way. As they were making their way back home, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, “Well, honey… if you had stayed with him, you would now be the wife of a service station owner.†She smirked and replied, “No Bill, if I had stayed with him… he would have been the President of the United States!â€
One day theres a couple of kids in a phycology class. The teacher stands up and says to the class “stand up if u think you’re stupid!†after about 5 minutes Little Johnny stood up and the teacher says “do you think you’re stupid Johnny?†To which Little Johnny replies “No miss i just hate to see you standing there all by yourself!!!â€
A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother.."
After a deep passionate kiss, the girl whispers to the guy, " Kiss me like that once more and I will be yours forever!" The guy exclaims, " Thanks for the warning!"
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