26/06/2010 04:20:12

11:"Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

26/06/2010 04:19:58

"Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

26/06/2010 04:19:43

"PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

26/06/2010 04:19:28

"PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

26/06/2010 04:19:11

"LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRI: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda

26/06/2010 04:18:58

"MUNNA : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi

26/06/2010 04:18:48

"Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
Circuit: “Bhai… bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit: “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”

26/06/2010 04:18:34

"Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

26/06/2010 04:18:17

"Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

26/06/2010 04:17:41

Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara
Munna Bhai