19/07/2007 09:56:51

asalaamalaikum janaab . .

19/07/2007 09:47:22

ya i do lik him

19/07/2007 09:47:10

hiiii ya kkk

19/07/2007 07:14:49

hiiiiii

wana my friend? 

19/07/2007 05:59:17

hi. i'm fine . how r u? 

19/07/2007 05:19:43

Walekum as salaam

19/07/2007 05:13:53

hey i m fine

ya i m studying

19/07/2007 05:03:52

A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


* One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

*Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.

 *A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

* What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends."

*If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.

* Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


  *When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please
PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.


*Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

18/07/2007 13:54:00

hi i m athar from dubai but becicaly i m from mumbai i saw ur profile can u become my frd

 

18/07/2007 11:33:10

no!