Friendship is a bridge between you and me. When you are sad and lonely, cross it I'll wait on the other side forever. But f you are afraid, I'ii cross it for you'
Friendship is a network that needs no recharge,
no roaming, no activation, no signal problems,
Just make sure you dont switch off your heart.
Always ask for to give you what you deserve and not what you desire....its because your desire may be few but you deserve a lot more!
Friendship is like a standing on a wet cement ... the longer you stay, the harder its so leave and you can never go without leaving your footprints
PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha. MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya? MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU : B.A. MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi !
Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai AUR AAPKE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI !
Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi Tum lakh chupao dunia se Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hasi aati toh hogi !
Teri aankhen jhuki jhuki Tera chehra khila khila Jab tere gaalo par se haath ghumaaya To aadha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY mila !
hat main takut hain toh tajmahal hilakar dekh, hat main takut hain toh tajmahal hilakar dekh varna aa bait do peg maar aur tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh !
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai !
*★*ஃ*★*¸ 　　　ஃ*★*‘　　　〠€ã€€ã€€â€˜*★*ஃ ¸’ஃ*’’　　　　　 　　　　　　　“ *ஃ¸‘ 　　　　Some friends are like a flower 　　　 and when they finally bloom　 　　　　they wilt away in just one day 　　　　Some friends are like a cloudy day 　　　　　　and when the sun“s in sight 　　　it gets blocked by the grayest cloud　　 　　　　and day turns into night　　　　　　　　ã€� ��　　 　　　　“ *ஃ*¸‘★*ஃ‘¸“ ★*ஃ*†“ *ஃ¸‘★†*ஃ*　　*ஃ*†★‘¸ஃ*â€
　　　　Some friends are like a maple tree 　　　 and with the slightest breeze 　　　　the colored leaves, they all come loose 　　　　and float away with ease 　　　　　　Some friends are like a circle 　　　for they are always true 　　　　I know I have a friend like that and yes, that friend is you. 　　　　“ *ஃ*¸‘★*ஃ‘¸“ ★*ஃ*†“ *ஃ¸‘★†*ஃ*　　*ஃ*†★‘¸ஃ*â€
.../........../....____ ...||....../.../`( ...||..._|...'.``'- ...|._..`.........6. ...._..........6...._...'-.=............---'|} .....|.._..............).....|........../....../}} ....../.......=.......;_.'/........=.---'`} ......|.............`--`__.;---.//`..'----./' ........'..____....-'`..........`| ........_/..............__.--.__/ ......-'................-'....|....||. " ....-/................/......|...... {...|.............../_...../.......|. ..`-.................`--;`. .....'-..................|....| ........).............../.._/. ......./...........__.'...'--,. .......(...........'--..____))). ........`-...____)) this little bunny is offering you a rose for friendship from my side.......
IT IS ONLY FOR UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..!!!!!!!! PLZ ACCEPT IT AND HAVE A GREAT PLEASURE OF GOOD FRIENDSHIP
