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POSTED BY: Silvermist on 19/01/2011 04:17:28


gud 1 admin...





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POSTED BY: Founder on 22/01/2011 12:08:23


santa-dadi,kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge?
aap,papa,mom,main aur bahen...
Dadi-(bade pyar se) nahi beta...
jab tumhari shadi ho jayegi to hum 6 ho jayenge...
Santa-fir behan ki shadi hojayegi to hum 5 ho jayenge....
......Dadi-nahi beta...jab tumhara beta hoga to hum fir se 6 ho jayenge...
Santa-fir aap mar jaoge to hum phir 5 ho ja...yenge......
...Dadi-chup kar kutte.....
chal so ja...






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POSTED BY: Nanu_Ninu on 27/01/2011 16:03:59


 AdviCE To bOyZ !!2 type ki girls ke pichhe na bhago.
1- jiske piche mai hu.......
Qki
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.
.
...wo tujko kabhi nai milegi.

2-jiske pichhe mai nai hu.
Qki
jo mujse na pati wo tumse kya pategi.





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POSTED BY: Founder on 29/01/2011 17:55:46


Masjid main joota utarte waqt or kisi ko miscall marte waqt aik hi dar lagta hai

Koi Utha na le..




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POSTED BY: Founder on 01/02/2011 10:49:42


Ghar me practis karna

1. Aik angoor lo

2. Hath me pakro
...
3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho

4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho

WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR





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POSTED BY: ReshmaParveen on 04/02/2011 10:57:57



Founder wrote:

2 bache examination hall me bethe the
examiner bahut strict tha

cheating nhi karne de rha tha

.........ek bache ne chit likh k examiner ko di.

Examiner khamoshi se ja k apni chair pe beth gya.

2sra bacha pehle se: yar tu ne kya likha?

bache ne kaha-yhi k..

"SIR piche Se aapki pent fti hui hai''..


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POSTED BY: Founder on 06/02/2011 02:06:59


Cheating In Exams Is d Best Exercise 4 ur Reflexes

ur Eyes Roll 2 See The Answer Sheet Of Your Seatmate

ur Ears Bcom Sensitive
......
Even 2 d Softest Whispers 2 Get Wat ur Seatmate Says

Your Neck Stretches Either Ways To Search 4 Clues

Ur Hand Copies d Answer Faster dan Ever

ur Feet Kicks d Chair Of ur Classmate 2 Let Him/Her knw dat u Want 2 Copy

Keep Cheating My Friends ;)

Like This If u ♥ Cheating :D





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POSTED BY: Founder on 06/02/2011 02:07:36


boy and a girl lovd
each other but their parents refused for their marriage.

They decided to go for court marriage.

......When the girl had to
sign,

she saw a poster hanging on the wall which forced her to change her decision.

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..
..
..
..

The poster had a picture of a baby
girl and the caption written under it was,

"ISI LIYE BETI PAIDA KARNE SE DARTA THA"

this small caption had a big meaning.

So never ditch ur parents b'coz if u can't be faithful to ur parents who loved u, cared for u, brought
u up for so many yrs,

how can u be faithful to the man who has
just been with u for a few months or yrs...

Think abt it.





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POSTED BY: Nanu_Ninu on 08/02/2011 05:57:08


Qazi, Nikah ke waqt Hazreen se:
Kisi ko es Shadi par aitraaz hai?
Ek awaz i: Mujhe hai!
Qaazi bola: Tum khamosh raho Badtamez
Tum to DULHA ho





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