1) Ultimate answer while changing d job.
Interviewer- Y did u leave ur last job?
Applicant :Coz d company shifted d office and didnt tell me where...
2) (by mistake) sardar goes into a ladies toilet all ladies suddenly stand up.
SARDAR: IZZAT DIL MEIN HO YAHI KAFI HAI,BAETHO BAETHO!!..
3) Tez
hava
ka jhonka
aya
sath me
teri
khushbu
laya
tab mere
dil me
khayal
aya
mera dost
aaj bhi
nahin
Nahaya
4) Na Moh na Maya hai,
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai..
Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo BETA,
NOKIA ne yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhari Girlfrend k liye nahi banaya hai...
5) Sustipur se Fresh Nagar tak jane wali morning xpress bathrm no.1 par khadi hai,SWEET yatrign se anurodh hai ki kripya apne din ki shuruwat nahakar karen.
6) Lady: Muje Talak chahiye
SARPANCH: Magar vo to kabadi champion hai
LADY: Yehi problem hai khel k jaisa rat ko bhi sirf chhukar chala jata hai.
7) A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..
8)MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA,PARDA JANAB KA,AUR RANG GULAB KA,IN SAB SE HASEEN,IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA.
9) Santa roj apni kichen me jata,sugar box kholta or band kar deta! Why ? Because doctor ne jo kaha tha ke apni sugar roj check karna....!
10) Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential?
Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential.
